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How was your day, dear?

I have a very random question: Why do girls take so long when they use the bathroom? Seriously, I'm, like, the fastest pee-er in the history of forever and I don't get why it takes my female tellers 10 minutes whenever they go to the bathroom. I just don't get it.

True story, I was at my work BFF's wedding with some of the guys from work. I had to go to the bathroom so I walked there with one of the guys and I was finished before he was. I am so awesome.

Is it weird that I think about things like this?
Don't answer that.

I'm going to go look at things at Victoria's Secret. Later.

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I watched Lost last night. Wow. Just, wow.

it doesn't take me 10 minutes to use the restroom, but i do take longer than you. i think it's just because i don't hurry. and then sometimes it takes me longer if i'm blowing my nose or something. or if i have something in my eye. or i'm hand combing my hair. there are a plethora of things that could delay me in the restroom.

Honestly, I just don't get why my female tellers rake so darn long. *shakes head*

You know you're supposed to remove your pants before you pee, right? ;)

We had a guy at my old job (a GUY) who would literally walk across the hall to take a leak and it was as if he walked over and turned right back around he was SO FAST! We called him "quick draw".

You know you're supposed to remove your pants before you pee, right? ;)
What? Really? That explains so much! ;P

Hi there! Just thought I'd stop by and you totally made me LOL! You crack me up! I'm quick but probably not as quick as you are. But I do not spend that much time in the restroom unless I'm fixing my make up, etc.

I went to VS yesterday during lunch. They are having a fabulous sale on the Garden products. But June 16th is the day to go. Annual sale!

June 16th! Awesome! I'm all over it!

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